I was just about ready to delete my profile on the dating app when he messaged me.
I’d been active on the app for nearly a year, but in that entire time, I’d only gotten a small handful of dates. Even though my profile said “Reasonably Attractive Blonde Twink,” and was filled with flattering photos, mostly selfies I had taken in my free time, I just couldn’t catch anyone’s attention.
Well. I guess it was more that I couldn’t catch the kind of attention I wanted...