Great things can happen in the most unexpected places. Just like how happiness often sneaks in a door that you did not think was open. We can go on and on with all these clichés, but we think you get the point that for you to have the best night of your life, the only way to do it is by going anal.

You’re getting tired of your basic entry-level silicone butt plugs. All your trainer kits are scattered on the floor because you can’t decide which one is mean enough to satisfy you today. You nasty little thing, you. Why don’t you spice things up with the Locking Butt Plug Ringed?

This product is not for the faint-hearted, but there’s nothing that can shake you, is there? This stainless steel will dilate you like crazy! The bottom of the device houses four expanding blades that open and close as you rotate the control ring. You can turn up the knob to adjust the angle of the sections however you like. And when you’re happy with how stretched you are, attach the lock and keep it that way.

If you’re with a partner, hand them the key. Talk to each other about the terms and conditions of your “parole.” There’s nothing sweeter than being released after a long straining day of being wide open.

After your locked hours are over, be sure to clean the device by boiling it in water and scrubbing it with antibacterial soap. Rinse it thoroughly and allow it to dry before keeping it in your drawers. Always check if all the parts are working well before playing with it. Ditch it immediately at any sign of damage.

If you sleep better with earplugs in, imagine what a butt plug can do. Add this to your cart now!