When you hear the words “cock cage”, an image naturally springs into mind. A ring, a thinner section, then a larger section at the tip. Basically a plastic or metal penis. But not all cages are like this…
Flat chastity devices are exactly what they sound like: flat! Instead of the traditional tube design, these devices are usually either completely flat plates, or small domes to contain the tip of your penis. While many cages make grandiose claims about revolutionizing the chastity experience, these actually do!
Enticed yet? I bet you are…
But which flat cage should you choose? Well, why not start with one of our top 5?
Let Mistress Guide You… (Contents)
What We Look For In Flat Cages
Ranking this rather unique kind of device is a little difficult, as the reasons to use them can vary wildly from slave to slave. That said, our stable of Mistresses have years of experience, and have developed their own set of criteria to evaluate the good and the bad in a flat cage.
- How flat? - Often a slave will choose this style of cage for discretion, so how much of a bulge they create is an important point.
- Comfort - Flat cages place the penis in a somewhat unusual position, so making sure it’s comfortable enough to wear for a long period is very important.
- Can you pee? - Any flat cage that can’t be worn while using the bathroom can be a pain to use regularly, as getting them on and off can be a bit more involved than a standard cage.
- Feminine, or non-masculine? - The reason is often as important as the cage itself. Flat cages that can take away a man’s masculinity by completely hiding the penis, or replace it with a molded clitoris that can reinforce your femininity.
- Additional features - This one is deliberately vague, as the additional features found in our range of flat cages can be quite varied. Essentially though, anything that sets it apart from other cages counts as an additional feature for our rankings.
So which cages do our Mistresses recommend? Let’s find out…
#5 – Fufu Sissy Resin Chastity Training Clip
We know what you’re thinking. “That’s not a cage, it’s a paperclip!” Well, you’re not completely wrong.
The Fufu Clip is one of the newest additions to the chastity scene, providing an alternative way for men to explore feminization and humiliation fetishes alongside the traditional cage. Rather than covering up your penis with an artificial clitoris though, the clips use your own skin to create the look of female genitals which makes the experience much more authentic.
Keen eyed slaves will have already noticed, there’s no padlock! Fufu clips are an all in one chastity device, preventing erections by pushing the majority of the penis back into your body (the same way many flat cages do) so you don’t need to lock any pieces together. This does mean that a poorly behaved slave could remove the clip any time they like, so they can also be a great test of a slave’s willpower and self-control.
Once worn, the clips are surprisingly comfortable, and create a very low profile. This is perfect for slaves who want to be discreet, or those who wish to wear feminine clothing such as tights or women’s underwear. The way the penis is positioned also leaves you able to pee as normal, though panty liners may be a good idea to catch any errant dribbles.
They seem to tick all the right boxes, so why do we only place Fufu Clips at 5th on our leaderboard? Well, they’re fantastic… if you want them. A lot of slaves have a lot of reasons not to use a clip, which reduces their mass appeal. No matter how good a product is, it won’t matter if the customer simply doesn’t want it, which is why Fufu Clips are our number 5 pick.
#4 – Inverted Flat Cock Cage
When many slaves first discover flat cages, they’re often shocked at just how small the devices can be. The Inverted Flat Cock Cage takes that to the next level, being one of the tiniest chastity devices we offer.
The majority of the device is the cock ring, with just a small metal plate which sits over the top of your penis and holds it in place. On the plate is a slot where you can attach either a small tube, a ball, or both to customize your experience. Which option you choose will affect how far inside your body your penis gets pushed.
Wearing the Inverted Flat Cage can be a very extreme experience. Your penis is given so little room to move that even the slightest hint of erection can be intensely punishing. Wearing it long term might not be something a lot of slaves want to do, but that can make it a tantalizing punishment for Mistress to deploy at appropriate times.
The one downside: no pee hole. As you can imagine, getting your penis into the right position to make this kind of cage work can be challenging, and having to take it off and put it back on every time you want to use the bathroom adds an extra hassle that makes this cage drop a few points.
But if you’re looking to experience more restriction than most cages can offer, look no further than our number 4.
#3 – Flat Sissy Pink Clit Cock Cage
Feminization is one of the principle reasons for slaves to start exploring flat cages. Whether it’s to be humiliated, explore sissy play, or a matter of gender dysphoria, using a flat cage to transform their penis can be a great step towards the genitals they want to achieve. Cage creators have taken note of this, and started to design flat cages that not only hide the penis away, but also create a more feminine look.
The Flat Sissy Pink Clit is our cage of choice if this is what you’re looking for. Keeping the simple design philosophy found on the majority of flat cages, it has a ring, and a plate. But rather than a plain flat plate, this one is molded to the shape of a pair of vaginal lips.
It’s a subtle change, but a surprising one. Being denied your most masculine body part can already be a difficult process, but to have it replaced with something feminine can make you truly uncomfortable with your situation. Mistresses can use this discomfort to their advantage, creating some truly memorable chastity experiences.
Similar to Fufu Clips though, the Flat Sissy Pink Clit is appealing to a specific audience. If you aren’t interested in pink cages, sissy play or feminization, you aren’t going to enjoy the cage. So even though it’s a fantastic cage we can’t place it any higher than 3rd on our list.
#2 – Flat-Packed Restraint
So far we’ve seen three cages that all change up the formula a little more than a simple flat plate, and the Flat-Packed Restraint is no different. A member of the exclusive Lock the Cock Premium collection, this gorgeous cage packs many of the features we look for in the best.
Starting with the looks, you can see why this cage is impressive. The gorgeous gold surface gleams and sparkles as you wear it. The intricate pattern on the surface adds extra appeal, and provides more ventilation than many other flat cage options. The whole thing just screams luxury.
But looks aren’t everything, and this cage doesn’t disappoint in other areas. The sturdy stainless steel can stand up to any punishment Mistress has to offer. The locking pins help line up the cage as you put it on, and keep the device firm and restrictive during wear. And the largely open design keeps things lightweight during longer sessions.
There really isn’t much you can fault the Flat-Packed Restraint for. If you’re looking for a flat cage that you can wear in any situation, for any length of time, and look fantastic while you do it, then you really can’t go wrong with it. But it is a little… flashy.
When choosing the best of the best, it’s easy to point at the “most luxurious”, “most restrictive”, or “best looking”, but one of the most important things about chastity is that everyone is different. So even though the Flat-Packed Restraint could undoubtedly be the best flat cage for some slaves, it can’t be the best flat cage for all slaves. This earns it a solid second place in our rundown.
#1 – The Black Gatling (and Friends)
So our number one spot goes not to the flashiest or most innovative cage, but to one of the simplest devices in our collection. The Gatling.
It might seem a little odd, as The Gatling doesn’t do anything particularly groundbreaking. But it does “being a flat chastity device” really, really well. The simple flat plate can hold nearly any penis in place. The carefully placed holes provide both ventilation and the opportunity to pee. And the simple locking mechanism makes getting in and out of the cage a breeze.
But just “being good” shouldn’t be enough for the top spot. There’s plenty of “good enough” cages out there that we haven’t even mentioned in our list. So why the Gatling?
Well, there isn’t just one Gatling. At Lock the Cock, we stock FOUR different versions of the Gatling. The original silver “Flat Gatling”, the resin “Black Gatling”, the sissy “Pink Gatling”, and the luxurious “Golden Gatling”.
There are few cages that have more than one variant in our collection, so to have four is a testament to how good this simple cage actually is. We’ve talked a lot about appeal during this rundown, and made a big deal about the fact that a lot of flat cages only appeal to a certain set of slaves. Well, the wide selection of Gatlings appeal to all of them.
While it’s not the most adventurous or groundbreaking cage, it’s that mass appeal that really earns The Gatling the number one spot on our list.
Have You Tried A Flat Cage Yet?
Adding a flat chastity cage to your collection can be a great way to spice up your pledge, providing new challenges, new sensations, and new ways to play. If you haven’t tried one yet, we highly recommend picking up one of the ones from our top 5. You never know, you might find a new favorite!
